Tap Titans

Slash enemies in rapid-fire succession

(8/10)

Review

Date: 07.04.2018 Author: Jay

Tap Titans for iOS is a simple slasher game that pits you against an array of enemies. Just slash them all to save the day and be a hero, if you dare. This one has simple mechanics that require a lot of stamina, and is suitable for anyone with speedy fingers.

Tap Titans is a straightforward swashbuckling fantasy slasher game with one objective: to test the dexterity, speed and stamina of your dainty digits. The app presents in portrait mode to reveal a tiny little hero standing toe-to-toe with some of the biggest, most menacing beasts you'll ever lay your eyes on, possessed with the spine-chilling, blood-curdling, fear-inducing ability of just... standing there, doing absolutely nothing. Nada. Zip, zilch, zero. They don't even blink. So, your mission, naturally, is to slash all these enemies to bits, one at a time, until your fingers turn blue. Literally, that's the whole game in a nutshell. There's no plot, no point, and no end in sight. This is just a simple game of endurance, plain and simple.

The controls employ screen taps to bring on the thunder. I recommend using your index and middle finger in rapid succession for the best possible attacks, and when you get sick of this game, you'll already have your middle finger at the ready to flip off this monotonous little game. The graphics are actually decent, for what little was on display. The animation doesn't do much of anything, but has some decent swoosh and slash effects. The sounds added little one way or another to the play.

Tap Titans is decent fun, until your fingers cramp and you start to wonder why you're wasting your time on such a stupidly redundant game.

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